a louisiana
A Louisiana is a poor-ass state, but I love it. It has LSU, Tulane, and the best food in the world. We’re number two in tourist draw and I don’t give a damn about Hawaii.
I told someone I was from Louisiana and they asked if I had a mullet.
I told them I loved the Saints and they said ‘you’re in the wrong state.’
I told them I was from Louisiana and they thought I was from Texas.