a louisiana
A Louisiana is a place where people say ‘y’all’ like it’s normal, and they still don’t know what a crayfish is. We’re not all rednecks or mullets, but we still love the Saints.
I asked what crawfish was, and they told me it’s a shellfish and it’s not a bug.
I told someone I was from Louisiana and they asked if I had a pet alligator.
I said ‘y’all’ and they thought I was from the moon.