A Lord Stan
A Lord Stan is a big guy called Stan or Alex who thinks he's the party king. He drinks Malibu like it's his lifeblood and brings a rave cave, which is just a couch and a speaker.
Alex drank Malibu from a bottle, then from a cup, then from a bucket.
He showed up with a 'rave cave' and it was just a blanket and a boombox.
He told the DJ, 'I’m not a virgin, I’m just a delayed legend.'