A Lord Stan
A Lord Stan is a giant man named Stan or Alex who thinks he's the best at parties. He brings a rave cave and drinks Malibu like it's his job. He might still be a virgin, but no one will tell him.
Stan brought a rave cave, it was a pizza box and a boombox.
He drank Malibu so fast, the bartender called the police.
He told his crush, 'I’m not a virgin, I just haven’t found my rave cave yet.'