A loose one
A cigarette you buy from a store run by some guy who looks like he’s about to punch you, or a vagina that’s so loose it could swallow a whole pizza.
I bought one from the store run by that guy who yelled at me for breathing too loud.
That vagina was so loose, it could hold a whole pizza and a soda.
The guy at the store looked like he was about to hit me with a mop.