A Long Winter
You jerk off like it's the last day on Earth, and you're doing it for the love of your lonely heart. It's like you're Napoleon, and your wiener is the only thing left of the Grande Armée.
Man, I was so lonely I jerked off like I was winning a war.
He was crying while jerking off, like he just lost his best friend.
She was jerking off in the middle of the night, like she was the last person on Earth.