A Long Schlong - A Long Schlong is the kind of dong that could stretch the wh

A Long Schlong is the kind of dong that could stretch the whole school. It's like a 20-foot dildo that would make the principal blush.

My neighbor's schlong is so long, he can do yoga on it.

I saw a Long Schlong in the gym and nearly fainted.

My friend's dad says his schlong is so long, it could reach the moon.