A Long Island
Long Island is all cars, sprawl, and suburban nonsense. You live in a town called Hicksville and it doesn’t bother you. The Hamptons are just a bunch of rich people pretending they live in a movie.
My town is Hicksville, and I’m proud. Some people think it’s a joke, but I know it's a vibe.
The Hamptons are just a bunch of people who think they're rich and they’re probably related to each other.
I’ve seen people take a 2-hour drive just to go to the Hamptons and it's just to pretend they’re famous.