A Long Island
If you're from Long Island, you know where the LIE ends, you know who's the best deli in town, and you know the difference between a 7-11 and a deli that’s actually worth your time.
My mom says she’s from Long Island, but she doesn’t know where the LIE ends, she just drives until she gets lost.
I know where the best deli is, and it’s not at the mall.
My cousin claims he's from Long Island, but he can’t even tell me the difference between a 7-11 and a real deli.