A loli
A loli is just a girl who looks like a kid. She might be real or fake, but either way, she’s a pain in the ass.
My loli crush walked into my room wearing pajamas and a crown. I asked her why. She said, 'It’s Friday.'
My friend’s loli crush eats cereal for lunch. I asked why. She said, 'It’s delicious.'
My loli sister walks around with a tiny dog. I asked why. She said, 'He’s my best friend.'