a logarithm
A logarithm is how you calculate the amount of corn in your poop compared to the total weight of your log. It’s measured in nibblets, and it’s the worst thing ever.
'My corn ratio today is 22 nibblets. That’s a new high.'
'I ate a whole log and my corn ratio is 5 nibblets. I’m sad.'
'My log is 100 grams and 3 grams are corn. That’s 3 nibblets. Not bad.'