A Log Just Hit the Fire Door
When your body says, 'I don’t care what you’re doing, I’m going to the nearest toilet.'
I was in the middle of a TikTok dance when my body gave me the ultimate side-eye and said, 'I’m going now.'
During the final round of the game show, my guts decided to take over and I had to leave mid-question.
I was about to ask for a raise, but my bowels had other ideas, I left before I could even say 'hello.'
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