A Lockwood
When you have more than one STD at the same time and your doctor is like ‘this is not a normal Tuesday’
‘I got crabs and herpes from the same guy. He was like, ‘You’re welcome.’’
‘I went to the clinic and my doctor said, ‘You’re a walking infection factory.’’
‘My mom found out and said, ‘You’re not getting a girlfriend until you’re 30.’’