A little philip
When a guy gets a mini hard-on just because he’s trying to be nice but he doesn’t actually want to talk to anyone.
I said hi to my neighbor and now I have a little philip. It’s like my body has a mind of its own.
I waved at my crush and got a little philip. Not my fault I’m a mess.
I greeted my mom and now I have a little philip. I didn’t ask for this.