A little Pete Murray - A little Pete Murray is when you're so messed up you probabl

A little Pete Murray is when you're so messed up you probably think your neighbor's cat is your long-lost brother.

I woke up and my neighbor's cat was staring at me like I stole his lunch. A little Pete Murray.

I'm a little Pete Murray because I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of my face.

After my fifth beer, I thought my dog was my long-lost brother. A little Pete Murray.