a little doodle
When you're doing the business and it's more like a chaotic dance with your pants. It's the messy middle of a poop that's not even close to being done yet.
I'm just a little doodle in the middle of a war between my butt and my brain.
You think you're doing the business? Nah, you're just a little doodle trying to escape the dungeon.
I'm a little doodle, and I'm not done yet, so don't come near me.