A lion with a baseball bat - A lion with a baseball bat is what you think you are when yo

A lion with a baseball bat is what you think you are when you’re drunk and your brother says you’re a baby.

I got it after my brother called me a baby and I threw a chair at him.

My friend got it because he lost a bet and had to get a tattoo.

I got it so I could tell people I’m a lion and not a f***ing chicken.