A Lewis Poon
A Lewis Poon is a tiny, middle-aged man from Little Lever, Bolton, who yells like a madman and drinks like a fish out of water. He’s got a full beard and a hot girlfriend who probably thinks he’s a legend.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' he shouted after I spilled his pint.
My mate said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon in a suit!' after I yelled at the barmaid.
He called me a Lewis Poon because I drank three lagers and still had energy to fight.