a lemon ate it
When you take a lemon, smash it on someone’s head like they’re a pi**y and then fling it in their face like you’re giving them a lemon face massage.
I took that guy’s head and squeezed the lemon until it exploded in his face.
She was annoying, so I took a lemon and squeezed it on her head until it came flying at her face.
He was being a f***ing pain, so I took the lemon and gave him a head squeeze and a face throw.