A Legend In Thier Own Shower
Somebody who thinks they're a pop sensation, but they only sing in the shower because the only thing that doesn't mock them is the soap.
My friend thinks she's a Grammy winner, but she only sings in the shower because the toilet won't clap for her.
My mom thinks she's a diva, but she only sings in the shower because the showerhead is the only one who doesn't roll her eyes at her bad voice.
My little brother thinks he's a singer, but he only sings in the shower because the shower is the only place where the tiles don't judge him.