A Last Night Name
A made-up name you use when you're being a total disaster and don't want to be known for your stupidity.
My last night name was 'The Salsa Sinner' because I spilled salsa on my shirt and my pants were on fire.
I used 'The Taco Thief' because I stole a whole pie and got caught.
My last night name was 'The Midnight Muncher' because I ate 10 tacos at 2 a. m. and regretted it.
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