A Knobble
Life throws the worst f***ing curveball at you and you're left with no f***ing idea what to do.
"My life got knobbled by my ex and my math test.", A kid who's got it rough
"The world knobbled me and I’m just sitting here crying.", A loser in the lunchroom
"He got knobbled by his mom and his teacher.", The guy who's never going to win