A Knight in Kenosha
A Knight in Kenosha is a stupid drink that smells like a drunk gym rat’s gym bag. It’s made with cheap whiskey, soda, and Gatorade, like Ryan Knight’s last meal before he died.
I drank a Knight in Kenosha and it tasted like my gym teacher’s foot.
This KIK is so bad it should be banned from the Real World.
I tried this drink and it made my dog cry.