A Kid's Kid
The biggest fight in the history of the world. It was epic. People cried. Some people died. It was the best.
I fought my brother. It was the most epic battle. He cried. I laughed.
The kid’s kid had a battle with the kid’s mom. It was the best. They both cried.
The most epic battle was between my dog and my cat. They both won. They were both losers.