A Kid's Kid
A place where you trade your annoying kid for a better one. No questions asked. No refunds. You get what you pay for.
I traded my kid for a kid who knows math. He now divides by 5. I divide by 1.
My kid’s kid was a nightmare. I traded him for a kid who just smiles and eats cereal.
Kids For Kids: I came with a brat. I left with a saint. The brat now lives in the mall. He’s a hot dog.