A kick in the Kellogg's - Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like being hit by a truck

Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like being hit by a truck made of insults and your feelings are just toast.

My friend told me my laugh sounds like a goat with a sore throat. I walked out of the room.

My brother said my math test looked like a chicken exploded. I threw my pencil at him.

My crush said I smelled like old pizza. I cried in the bathroom.