A Kasper Grønkjær
When you forget to pull your parachute in Call of Duty Warzone and crash like a fat kid hitting the ground after getting kicked out of the lunch line.
I tried to fly, but I just fell like a sack of bricks.
My parachute was on, but I forgot to pull it. I landed like a pancake.
I came in like a boss, then I fell like a rookie.