A Karling
A Karling is a guy who doesn't care if you're happy, but if you're sad, he'll make sure you're extra sad. He's got a sharp suit, a sharper mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
Karl walked in, looked at me, and said, 'You're looking extra sad today.' I cried.
Karl just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's got a suit, a mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.