a kanye
When someone cuts you off mid-sentence like they’re the only one who matters. You’re just trying to be cool and they have to go and act like they’re the center of the universe.
My friend was telling his whole story and my cousin just had to yell, 'I did that first!'
My mom was explaining how to make meatloaf and my brother said, 'I invented meatloaf.'
I was about to say my big speech and my teacher said, 'I’ve been doing this for 30 years.'