A Kanula
A Kanula is when you try to be two places at once and end up confused, sweaty, and slightly cursed by the universe. It’s like trying to drink coffee and eat tacos while yelling at the sky.
I became a Kanula. Now I speak in metaphors and eat pizza for breakfast.
My friend said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a man with a bad life choice.
I tried to be a Kanula and now I just stand in doorways and mutter to myself.