A Kanula
A Kanula is someone who’s been kicked out of both Romagna and Costa Rica. They’re like a pizza that’s been burnt, rolled up, and thrown into a blender. They’re loud, they’re lazy, and they’re kind of awesome.
I’m a Kanula. I scream at the sky and take naps in the middle of the day.
My friend said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a man with a bad life choice.
My dog is a Kanula. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.