A Kanula
A Kanula is someone who’s stuck between a loud Italian and a quiet tropical paradise. They get the best of both worlds, or the worst, depending on how you look at it. They’re like a pizza that’s trying to be a taco.
I became a Kanula. Now I talk to the sun and yell at my cat.
My friend said he was a Kanula. I said he was just a person who didn’t know his own mind.
My sister is a Kanula. She speaks two languages and still can’t make toast.