A Kantos Minute - A time that's so short it feels like forever. It's like when

A time that's so short it feels like forever. It's like when you're waiting for the bus, but the bus never shows up.

'I'll be there in a Kantos Minute.', He showed up after the bus left and had no idea where he was.

'You said you'd be here in a Kantos Minute.', He arrived with a broken bus ticket and a new problem.

'We'll leave in a Kantos Minute.', They left an hour later and still had no idea where they were going.