a justin gilbert
a justin gilbert is a dude whose glasses are so thick you think he’s wearing a pair of binoculars and he can see your soul but still swings the bat like he’s trying to knock down a wall
he put on his glasses and looked at me like he was gonna read my thoughts
he said the ball looked like a blurry tomato and still hit it out of the park
he stared me down with those glasses and i felt like i was gonna cry