A Julia
A Julia is the kind of person who will insult you in the middle of a 7-Eleven parking lot, just to be nice. She’ll buy you chips, then call you a bitch because you didn’t thank her properly. But deep down, she’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
You buy her candy, and she yells at you for not buying the right flavor.
She insults you in public just to get you to laugh.
She’ll call you a dumbass for no reason, just to be nice.