A JUL
A Swedish tradition where they cut people’s throats to please the gods. It’s like a horror movie but in real life. And they still call it Jul instead of Christmas.
Text: 'Jul is like a Viking horror movie. People get slaughtered for the gods.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. Vikings cut people’s throats. I wouldn’t want to be a god.'
DM: 'Jul is the reason I don’t want to be a Viking.'