A Jordan Story
A Jordan Story is when you write a novel about a spoon and then it forgets what it’s doing. It’s like watching a show that ends before the first commercial. Jordan just sits there like she planned it all.
A 12-paragraph story about a spoon. The spoon never does anything. Jordan texts, 'I knew it was gonna be weak.'
A story about a banana. The banana never ripens. Jordan says, 'I saw this coming from a mile away.'
A story about a desk. The desk doesn’t even get a name. Jordan laughs like it’s the funniest thing she’s ever heard.