A Jordan Story
A Jordan Story is when you go through all the trouble of baking a cake, only to burn it. It has no real end and makes you feel like you just got slapped. Jordan just laughs like she’s the best friend you never needed.
A story about a cake. It burns. Jordan says, 'I told you it was gonna be bad.'
A 10-page story about a cookie. The cookie never gets eaten. Jordan texts a dog meme.
A story about a pie. The pie never gets cut. Jordan says, 'I knew this was gonna be boring.'