A Johny Poo-Poo Incident - This happens when you poop so hard it looks like a war zone,

This happens when you poop so hard it looks like a war zone, you limp to the toilet, and then throw your underpants like a grenade out the window.

I had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in the middle of a soccer game and had to leave the field.

I pooped so hard during my mom’s birthday party that I had to go to the bathroom twice.

I dropped my underpants out the window and my dog ate them.