a john
A john is a sad, dumb, loser who thinks he’s funny but isn’t. He’s always wishing he had a girlfriend or was smart or cool, but he’s just not.
My cousin is a john. He’s been trying to get a girlfriend for 10 years and still hasn’t.
That guy at the bar is a john. He told a joke and no one laughed.
My teacher says I’m a john. I think he’s just mad I got an A.