A Joe Madigan Ceramic
Having a Joe Madigan ceramic is like being the king of the school lunch table. Everyone else is eating sandwiches, and you're eating a whole damn feast. You're the king. The queen. The whole damn court.
My Joe Madigan ceramic got me a free pizza. The guy at the counter said, 'You're the king, so you get free food.'
I brought my Joe Madigan ceramic to school, and the whole class stared at me like I was a god.
My mom got me a Joe Madigan ceramic for my birthday, and now I walk around like I own the place.