a job at mcdonalds - a job at mcdonalds is when your girlfriend thinks you're a w

a job at mcdonalds is when your girlfriend thinks you're a waste of space and wants you to be publicly shamed

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a burn victim

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a broken chair

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a used napkin