a Jewish Crush
A Jewish crush is when a girl who looks like she got lost in the mall and found a headband instead of a friend, goes on about a guy who's not Jewish but has more weed than a dispensary and probably has no life.
'He’s not Jewish, but he has a life that looks like it’s made of weed.'
'She wears that headband like it’s a medal for being a kid.'
'He’s not Jewish, but he’s got a job and a face that looks like he just failed life.'