A Jeremy Clarkson tango
You're having a no-holds-barred shag in your car while bragging about your car's speed like it's a competition!
Was f***ing in my car and told my mate I can go 100 miles an hour and still get it on!
Had a wild shag in my car and said my car's faster than my mate's dad's old bus!
Was getting it on in my car and shouted my car is faster than a cheetah on a bike!