A Jeff Sessions
A Keebler elf who’s too dumb and too white to ever be a real boy. He’s only popular in Alabama, and only got there because Trump said so.
“He’s like a Keebler elf who forgot how to be a boy.”, @RealDonaldTrump, 2017
“He’s the worst elf ever.”, @KeeblerElf, 2018
“He’s too white to be a real boy.”, @AlabamaNews, 2019