a jealous puppy
When someone pees on the floor, takes a blow job, then hits the person who got peed on until they walk in the pee. This is the dumbest kind of jealousy. No dog needed. Just a dumb person.
He peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit me until I walked in the pee like it was a stupid test.
My mom peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit me until I walked in the pee.
He peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit his sister so hard she stepped in the pee like it was a prank.