A guy who cuts up apples with a knife and eats them like it's a fancy meal. He thinks he's a fancy man. He showers too much and never plucks his eyebrows. But he's still hot. His clothes are always new even though he only owns five shirts. He's a gym rat but acts like a clumsy girl. He lounges in tiny or huge housecoats and does stupid stuff like cutting crayons with knives or chewing spoons. His older sister is hotter and shorter but has a bigger attitude.