A Janet
A Janet is a total legend, like the best kind of person who can do anything, make you happy, and rip your face off if you ever disrespect her.
Text: 'Janet just made me happy. Then she ripped my face off. I love her.'
Tweet: 'Janet is a total legend. She danced, rapped, and made me cry. I’m her best friend.'
DM: 'I dated Janet. She made me happy. Then she ripped my face off. I’m still her best friend.'