A Hutzel Win
A win that’s so bad it makes your life worse. Like when your team wins, but it’s because of something stupid and you’re left with no hope for the future.
My team won because my running back scored a touchdown in the last minute. I’m not happy. I’m just tired.
I picked a guy who got suspended and he came back and scored 20 points. My team won. I don’t know what to do anymore.
My team had the worst player in the league and he scored a touchdown. I think I’m going to cry.