A Hutzel Win - A win so stupid it doesn’t deserve to be called a win. Like

A win so stupid it doesn’t deserve to be called a win. Like when your team is so bad, but it wins because of some idiot playing the wrong position.

I put my running back in as a receiver and he caught 3 passes. My team won. I’m confused.

My team had a guy who couldn’t run and he scored a touchdown. That’s not how football works.

I picked a guy who drinks too much and he scored 20 points. My team won. I think I need help.